DVD
Review | Project V.I.P.E.R.
Written by: Kage
Alan
Film Rating:
B
DVD Special Features: N/A
I'd usually start something like this off with "ya gotta love
made-for-Sci-Fi
Channel movies", but I'm not going to this time because the
Sci-Fi Channel is
not at the top of my love list. As of this writing, they're
canceling
"Farscape". However, I won't hold that against the
filmmakers or Lions Gate
Entertainment. On the downside, "Project V.I.P.E.R."
sounds like a fairly
cliché title and the trailer does show a pretty cheesy looking CGI
creature.
On the upside, it is a pretty ambitious project with some with some
interesting ideas and a few thrills and chills to boot.
The astronauts aboard a space shuttle carting around a canister
containing an
organism called "V.I.P.E.R." meet an untimely demise as
their power fails and
the mysterious creature gets loose. As if that's not bad enough,
a facility
on Earth is infiltrated and a second V.I.P.E.R. prototype is stolen.
Hot on
the trail of those responsible is Agent Mike Connors (Patrick Muldoon,
"Stigmata"). After a narrow and daring escape, one of
the infiltrators
eludes capture with V.I.P.E.R. and the Defense Department is left
trying to
put the pieces together of who is behind it.
The creators of the project are all taken into custody and when an
airplane
crashes in a small town close to Mexico, Connors heads down with the
project
leader, Dr. Nancy Burnham (Theresa Russell, "Earth Vs. The
Spider") to access the situation. It's not good.
V.I.P.E.R. was originally created to survive on Mars and terra-form
the planet by absorbing certain elements in the soil and releasing
others that would eventually make the planet hospitable for
humans. On Earth, however, people make for pretty juicy meals
and as the
organism grows, it's eventually going to procreate. Don't you
just want to
smack the crap out of scientists sometimes?
Dr. Burnham rounds up the rest of her team as they try to figure out
why
V.I.P.E.R. is sticking around that particular town, how it's getting
around,
what its weakness is and how to locate the creature if they're lucky
enough
to discover a weakness. The local sheriff (Tim Thomerson, "Trancers")
isn't
buying their story and there might just be a traitor amongst the
scientific
team, so the odds are stacked against them. Again, while the CGI
creature
effects are pretty painful to watch, there are enough legitimate jumps
to
keep things moving along. The pacing is decent and the
"Alien" inspired
soundtrack actually gives the film an extra dimension that the
script's
dialogue nearly ruins. Okay, and is it me or does Theresa
Russell look
painfully bored?
Lions Gate has delivered an extremely decent looking Widescreen
transfer of
"Project V.I.P.E.R." The colors are crisp and there's little
to no grain or
blemishes. Audio is also pretty solid too. As for extras,
there are a
couple of trailers and that's it. An audio commentary might have
been nice,
but it's really not necessary, although I'd have liked to know if they
plan
on making a sequel since the ending was left pretty open.
Despite some of the effects being pretty fake looking and the
characters
having dialogue ranging from over-the-top to underwhelming,
"Project
V.I.P.E.R." actually made me jump in a few places and it wasn't
from
cringing. Director Jim Wynorski ("Bare Wench Project 3: The
Nymphs of
Mystery Mountain") actually manages to elevate the material with
a decent
cast, solid pacing and exciting action. The film deserves a look
and I
actually found it to be surprisingly entertaining.
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